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viernes, septiembre 16, 2005

Este topic vale callampa!


¡No le veo otra explicación! Buscando una foto de un baño público para ponerla de fondo en "La puerta del W.C" en Google y Yahoo, me topé con algo nada que ver, pero que me pareció interesante compartir... información acerca de ese trozo muscular que por desgracia domina el pensar del hombre... sí, me refiero al "mil nombres"... al pene. (Si quieren ponerle nombre, déjenlo en un comentario).

¿Por qué no compartir esta información tan interesante y hasta tabú para algunos?

En fin... me dije a mí mismo: "mismo... busca una foto que sea sugerente, pero que no muestre un falo así como así".

Y me puse a buscar al honguito del juego Mario Bros, pero nunca caché cómo se llama el famoso mono... así que opté por buscar una callampa. Grande fue la sorpresa cuando en Google me metí a la parte de búsqueda de imágenes y no encontré ninguna callampa! ¿Será pecado la palabra? Quién sabe...

Entonces dije, bueno, una foto de los pitufos puede ser. Y ahí me vino una nueva duda... si Pitufina era la única pitufa y no era la mamá del pequeño pitufo... entonces ¿quién mierda era la mamá? ¿A quién le daba guaraca Papá Pitufo, si tenía tantos hijos y nunca se le conoció señora? ¿Entre todos le daban a Pitufina? o realmente... ¿eran asexuados como los caracoles?

Si alguien tiene respuestas... por favor, ¡que las diga, porque yo no las tengo!


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Edición de último momento!

¿Detrás de la figura un poco arrugada y con ese sombrero rojo... no se habrá ocultado una figura fálica? :S

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